If I were a month, I would be: may
If I were a day of the week, I would be: friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 2:14 am
If I were a planet, I would be: venus
If I were a sea animal, I would be: clown fish
If I were a direction, I would be: north-west
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: futon
If I were a sin, I would be: Luuuust <3
If I were a historical figure I would be: me, cuz i'm so damned imprtant
If I were a liquid, I would be: something sweet and fruity
If I were a stone, I would be: emerald
If I were a tree, I would be: weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: flamingo
If I were a tool, I would be: my ex James
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a yellow and orange verigated rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sirocco
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: SIREN!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: lyre
If I were an animal, I would be: bush baby
If I were a color, I would be: pink
If I were an emotion, I would be: gay
If I were a vegetable, I would be: artichoke
If I were a sound, I would be: hehehe
If I were an element, I would be: water... or holy... if you count that as one
If I were a car, I would be: a mint green beetle convertable
If I were a song, I would be: "Stomp" by Steps
If I were a movie, I would be: romantic comedy
If I were a book, I would be written by: Terry Pratchett
If I were a food, I would be: salmon... pink... and good for you
If I were a place, I would be: a moderately populated city
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet and tart
If I were a scent, I would be: vanilla
If I were a religion, I would be: agnosticism
If I were a word, I would be: famboiant
If I were a body part, I would be: abdominal
If I were a facial expression, I would be: pout
If I were a subject in school, I would be: geometry
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: fuckin Sailor Pluto!!
If I were a shape, I would be: a 6 point star
If I were a number, I would be: 14
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a pair of sexy jock strap underwear
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: a bracelet
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: purse